onhiku:
“Trust me when I say I posted this before Maid day was over (on twitter–)
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onhiku:

Trust me when I say I posted this before Maid day was over (on twitter–)

dhaaruni:

nacseo-scrawl:

triviallytrue:

triviallytrue:

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by far the funniest thing you can say immediately after winning the NBA finals

for those of you who don’t follow basketball, this guy is the best player in the world right now

#you don’t understand how completely devoted jokic is to racing horses#he’s tried to quit basketball several times to commit full time to his horses#he doesn’t even like playing basketball i don’t think, he’s just stupid good at it#he’s counting down the days until he can retire to move back to serbia and work with his horses#his post retirement plans are becoming a ‘trotting coach’ his words @sayheykid​

#HOW TO DODGE NBA DRAFT

(via keranos-god-of-storm-crows)

apieters:
“heritage-post:
“im-a-sokka-for-you-ooh:
“bagel-rights-activist:
“world-hostage-situations:
“gaymoods:
“dontcallmeashlynn:
“grangerstarkid:
“cumbercookiebatchs:
“twink-servant-of-baphomet:
“ ithoughtthiswastwitterbutfr:
“ dazzling-rubabe:
“...

apieters:

heritage-post:

im-a-sokka-for-you-ooh:

bagel-rights-activist:

world-hostage-situations:

gaymoods:

dontcallmeashlynn:

grangerstarkid:

cumbercookiebatchs:

twink-servant-of-baphomet:

ithoughtthiswastwitterbutfr:

dazzling-rubabe:

benjamminandthemarmalades:

cheeseanonioncrisps:

dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou:

nabyss:

itsliterallythis:

inifitywar:

siriusly-fuck-off:

hermiones-enchantment:

weestarmeggie17:

sebsticles:

brownirisandcurls:

dmzenog:

lilzodiac:

autumnneedstostop:

phlying-squirrel:

that-duck-in-paris:

that-artgirl:

dangerbooze:

dad-monster:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

theanimangagirl:

myfriendscallmemaury:

uberfaenatic:

starkinglyhandsome:

cloudyobsession:

yourlocalpsychopath:

randomthingieshere:

abbysrwk:

paradoxsocks:

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

gallifreyanprincess:

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

pizzaforpresident:

why are people even questioning obesity in america

why is your tea liquidised?

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

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like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

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England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[skeletons ooh-ing]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

#INTO THE HARBOR

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Englad doesn’t own anything

except that time we owned most of the world

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If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side.

I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.

HAH

BOSTON TEA PARTY PART 2

HOLY HELL I FOUND IT

And this is why I love Tumblr

Drinking cold tea is like drinking cold hot chocolate. Sure, you *can* do it, but you *really shouldn’t*

Behold concerned Brit. Chocolate Milk

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I only see this on pinterest omg….

OMFG

@riverwriter

BEHOLD THE GREATEST TUMBLR POST

“world war tea” is the best play on words i’ve heard in weeks

this post is a wild ride from start to finish

I haven’t seen this since chocolate milk was added. Is that really just an American thing? You’re missing out guys!

😂😂😂

Cold tea

Cold hot chocolate aka chocolate milk

Cold coffee

I mean, do yall even know about cold water or is that an American thing too???

YOU GUYS DRINK COFFEE COLD AS WELL???

Does the rest of the world not use ice cubes? Do y'all not have freezers? What is going on?

Just thought I’d put my 2 cents in this post, it’s iced tea and not sweet tea. Idk what Americans r smoking 💀

I’m relatively new to Tumblr but it seems like sort of a big deal that I found this post so I’m gonna reblog

Imagine not liking iced tea- actually im gonna go drink some now

I don’t even know what to say…

i drink iced tea every day >:)

Iced tea is brilliant but hot tea is nice too

@dazzling-rubabe

Behold concerned Brit

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World War Tea Situation

This post is a relic

Me seeing this for the 14th time in my 5 years on tumblr and seeing more notes and comments but still reblogging it since it’s literally a World Heritage Post

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Originally posted by artemisagapetos

date of origin: November 5th, 2013

The legend has crossed my dash.

(via lostlinkmx)

molabuddy:

“girl” as in girl help & good afternoon girl im in the water & #girl

“boy” as in boy you want some hotdogs & its me boy im the ps5 & autism be damned my boy can work a grill

(via lostlinkmx)

rabbiteclair:

rabbiteclair:

rabbiteclair:

The median artery is an artery that is occasionally found in humans and other animals. [1] It is present in 35% of individuals born in the late 20th century. [2]

occasionally I’m reminded that biology just sucks to think about

patients often experience disruptions to splenic development during embryogenesis, resulting in an overall lack a spleen (asplenia) or development of many spleens (polysplenia)

hey what the fuck

people are like ‘aspects of biology and human anatomy need to be nearly delineated and sorted into distinct boxes’ and then actual biology is like 'roll 2d3+2 to determine how many artery branches your cerebrum has’

(via rockshitty)

callmebliss:

animentality:

Do NOT feed the Reddit refugees!!!

They must learn to hunt on their own, lest they become dependent on the native Tumblr lifeform for food and shelter!!!

But I’ve got all this none pizza with left beef

(via rockshitty)

guinevereteef:

guinevereteef:

I’m trying to sleep and the bugs outside are buzzing at a certain cluster of wavelengths that reads to my brain as a human voice and whenever I let my focus shift it jumps to trying to hear what the gnat king has to say

I closed my window

(via subspaceskater)

unpretty:

unpretty:

“superman knows everyone’s secret identity because he can see through masks and eavesdrop anywhere, batman knows everyone’s secret identity because he’s the world’s greatest detective, and wonder woman knows everyone’s secret identity because she has a magic lasso” is fine and all but i think it’s funnier if clark makes an active effort not to look through masks because he thinks it’s rude, bruce knows despite making no effort because they’re all actually terrible at keeping secrets, and whenever diana wants to know someone’s identity she just asks bruce and it never occurs to him not to tell her

#I WAS SO MAD AT THE ANIMATED SERIES#MAKING CLARK LOOK THROUGH BRUCE’S MASK#YOU THINK MARTHA KENT’S SON WOULD DO SOMETHING SO FUCKIGN RUDE???#HELLO???#TASTELESS!!! (via @sunsetofdoom)

in this one specific instance i would disagree because i think that no matter the universe the first time batman and superman meet they should lose all capacity for rational thought in favor of becoming catty bitches trying to outpetty each other and leaving everyone around them deeply confused

(via rockshitty)


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